This message was created for those who are classified as being terminally sad.
Let's get one thing straight...
Star Trek isn't real. There is no Starship Enterprise. It's all a TV show with actors and sets and scripts.
Oi! You at the back. Stop spanking your monkey at that Pamela Anderson picture. Sad git.
Where was I? Yes, that's right.
You're sad. Get a life. Move out of your parents' basement, you social leper.
Watch some proper TV shows like Doctor Who, Babylon 5 and Highlander.
Stop wasting your time watching that candy-coated drivel that was written by a bunch of sad anoraks.
Got it? Good!