Welcome to the Temporal Vortex Home Page. You may be thinking that yes, its yet another science fiction based web-site, due to its style. But, you'd be wrong, this isn't a sci-fi web-site as such, but a spoof one.
"A spoof one?" We hear you all cry. Yes, a spoof one, which will take a comical sideways look at science fictions TV shows and movies, as well as the actors, the fans and other things, which is clearly the indulgence of the author of this site.
There are some interesting sections to this site, which we hope you will find amusing. Other parts, well, make of them what you will.
We will hopefully be updating this site at the end of every month, depending on work commitments, deadlines and the usual day to day stuff. It also depends on the amount of material we have at hand, so outside help will be gracefully accepted, by sending material for our divulgence, to our e-mail address :-
What you see before you will only be a shadow, compared to what we hope to do over the next few months, so stick with us, kids. You may just like what you see.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
If there are any Trekkies out there reading this site, then what the hell are you doing? This is not some sycophantic Star Trek web-site.
You'll find that at:-
www.trekkie.getalife.sadanorak.com
or
Our promise to you, a totally Trekkie-free web-site. There shall be no serious mention of Star Trek, unless we're really, really, really, (x1000) desperate for anything to write about, or if we're taking the piss.
Though we will put up pictures of Marina Sirtis...
This web-site was constructed by the Constipation Corporation. Copyright 1999.
It is not the intention of the author to offend any parties, living or dead. But, if anyone out there is offended by any of the material, well, then, its tough luck.
All images are copyright of their respective owners., including BBC Worldwide, Comedy Central, BBC, Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros./Turner Network.