And Now for Something Completely Different

 

Before anyone asks, this was to have been the front cover of Temporal Vortex, if it had become a magazine and not an on-line web-site.

 

What is in store and what is coming soon...

TREKKIES

As part as our promise to you, we will spend a portion of this site taking pot-shots at Trekkies and their obsession with a series, which has clearly long since passed its sell-by date.

Before I get mugged by millions of serious Sci-Fi fans, I will state that there is nothing seriously wrong with the series, itself, apart from the fact that it needs to be rested and Voyager is just pure cack. But, it is the over-obsessed fans who are the targets.

The Misadventures of the Celebrity Assassination Squad

A new series of misadventures centred around a group of the most inept Secret Celebrity Assassins who seem to always mess up what they meant to do. They are so so bad, they make The Teletubbies look like professional hit-men.

Their Celebrity targets include Bonnie Langford, William Shatner, the entire cast of Star Trek - Voyager and many, many other actors who get right up your nose and whom you just love to hate.

That ain't all...

As we take more than a humorous side-swipe at everything that is big in TV and movies, including stuff such as Buffy the Bimbo Vampire Slayer (You know 90210 with fangs.), Star Trek - Yet Another Series, The X-Files (Another series that's past its sell-by date) and many others.

There is also a very big possibility that, time allowing, a series of Doctor Who stories, both spoof and serious, added to this site. Add to that, Diaries of a Madman and other humorous material.

It's all a matter of time...